italyapocalypseplz

Supposedly the phone will ring.....































































































And Italy will be there..............
























Germany! Germany! Help me!!

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.





















???
Hello, hello, baby, you called, I can't hear a thing

I have got no service in the club, you see, see
...It's a joke?
Wha-wha-what did you say? Oh, you're breaking up on meh?
I didn't call you.
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy
I didn't -
K-kinda busy, k-kinda busy
I - !!!
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy
I did NOT-
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore
*hangs up*

HE OPENED HIS EYES

Driiiin~
Hello.
Hi Doitsu~!<3
WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT!?
I just wanted to talk with you~!<3
Allright...
So do you want to go to bed?<3
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
You don't love me?D:
Well uhm.....
So let's go!
I.DON'T.WANT.TO.HAVE.SEX.WITH.YOU!
Because you are watching porn?

Oh darn..Doitsu!There is a big headed monster behind you!
Where?!?
I was kidding,is me!It's raping time!

I see barrels!
WHERE?*Escapes*
Now is your turn....
Ugh!No...
Heheh!I am gonna do something of sp-.....
Uh?
I killed you,da?
Ah thank you so much.
Now become one with Mother Russia,Da?
Fuck my life.

And they everyone became one with Mother Russia!